The visitors seek refuge at your house as they flee the scorching heat, only to kill guests in their sleep. No, I’m not a Human, but those imposters won’t be so eager to tell you that as they beg to come inside.
A creepy mix of That’s Not my Neighbor and Mandela Catalogue, the uncanny world of No, I’m not a Human dives into the terrifying idea of imposters posing as human. Through physical qualities, dialogue, and signs issued on news reports, it’s down to you to determine whether the person at your doorstep is human or a visitor.
Here is how to identify all visitors in No, I’m not a Human and get the best ending.
No, I’m not a Human: All visitors, listed
It’s difficult to turn away a visitor based on appearance alone. What’s worse is some humans say strange dialogue that could make you second guess them. If you let everyone in, however, then there are four signs you can look at as you progress through the nights. These are:
- Teeth: Visitors have perfect white teeth.
- Hands: Visitor hands have ripped fingernails, are dirty, or have dirt under the nails.
- Eyes: Visitor eyes are either bloodshot or have a strange appearance.
- Photo: Visitor’s face is blurred.
Keeping two or more visitors in the house results in one human casualty per night. Humans often explain why their appearance looks a certain way, while visitors will say phrases like “it’s a disease.”
You can tell whether a visitor is inside by standing close to a door and listening (during the day). If you hear whispers, this indicates a visitor’s behind the door. There is a red herring with this method. Standing by the bathroom when the widow and beer guy are inside causes a strange growling sound that can be mistaken as a visitor. Neither member are imposters though. This sound is likely stemming from the decomposing body in the bathtub (…lovely).
Let’s dive into every visitor in No, I’m not a Human.
Topless visitor
While you cannot let this guy in even if curiosity got the best of you, telling him you’re home alone when residents are with you will get you killed.
Hunched woman
Her posture gives this visitor away, but choosing to let her stay quickly reveals she’s an imposter due to her perfect teeth. Although she states she recently got them done, she fails to recall ever visiting the dentist.
Cold woman
The biggest red flag about the cold woman is how the scorching heat outside doesn’t seem to affect her. Failing all checks, the cold woman is the next visitor you should send away at the door.
Amogus guy
Not sure why Amogus guy’s is obsessed with swearing, but this visitor is a tougher one to spot at the door due to his vocabulary choice. You can send him away based on the fact he’s literally walking around with an imposter label on him.
Suited man
The suited man sounded alarms for me as his height seemed to change three times before I let this fella inside. You can tell something’s wrong when you enter the living room, just to find him staring at a wall.
Bearded man
The bearded man’s the most violent out of the visitors, displaying a clear disliking towards his kind, even indicating he’s killed before. He seems to be the most intelligent, likely picking up his personality and dialogue from other humans, before killing them in their sleep.
Yellow shirt woman
The final visitor is the yellow shirt woman, who expresses her concern about the hazmat suited men stealing people for surveys. You can come to your own theories about the hazmat team, but this visitor gives away her identity with her overly enthusiastic tone. There’s also a small detail you could easily miss where she says “yellow suit” instead of “hazmat suit.”
How to get the best ending in No, I’m not a Human
Although No, I’m not a Human doesn’t include cutscene in this version, you can note how well you’ve done based on the black screen text. This reveals whether you got a neutral, bad, or good ending based on your actions and who you let inside. While you can kill all visitors after letting them in, you should turn them away at the door to get the best ending.
It’s highly likely you get the speedrun ending if you skip the dialogue and turn away the correct visitors at the door, rather than the best ending. The best ending confirms all residents in your house are human, giving you peace of mind you have survived the outbreak (for now).
To summarize who you need to save and who you need to turn away, you should refer to the table below:
| Night | Let in | Turn away at the door |
|---|---|---|
| Two | Tall man with white shirt | Hunched shoulder woman |
| Three | Beer guy | Cold woman |
| Four | Surgeon and widow | Amogus man |
| Five | Little girl | Suited man, bearded man with plaid shirt, and yellow shirt woman |
No, I’m not a Human is one of the four short horror games available on the Violent Horror Stories: Anthology. This isn’t the full release however. So, be sure to add No, I’m not a Human to your wishlist as a full version will include a randomized setting that expands on dialogue, while changing the number of visitors and their identity every time you start a new story.
